"There was this one time I heard him play, that I left not feeling like I wanted to take my own life"

                                           Big John Mills

 

"Seriously, I think he's amazing......wait, I thought you were talking about the sportscaster named Bill Stephens"

                                           Yesenia McNett

 

"Honestly, I had no idea he could play the damned thing"

                            Bill Stephens (Bill's Dad)

 

"Never heard of him"

                                                   Kevin Hall